“Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?”

“I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)”

“Don't let your girlfriend cut your hair!”

“The sweetest little song:

You go your way
I'll go your way too!”

“Go cry to your mother.”

“If you're going to try, go all the way. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind.”

“This is motherhood for you,' said my own mother. 'Going through life with your heart outside your body.”

“So you play your albums and you smoke your pot
And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot
Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got,
What went wrong?
And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
Well, you're twenty one and still you mother makes your bed
And that's too long.”

“If this person slept with your girlfriend, she would never be attractive to you again.”

“Let go of me or slow down," she demanded as she tried to keep pace with him.
He slowed down. "I swear to God, you try the patience of a saint."
"You aren't a saint, Brodick, no matter what your mother might have told you.”