“This cures everything except stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.”

“Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals [with] no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.”

“I have sought you out to cure me.'
'To cure you of what?'
'Of this cursed affliction.'
'I cannot cure stupidity.'
Scapegrace frowned.”

“The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.”

“There are exceptional people out there who are capable of starting epidemics. All you have to do is find them.”

“There is no sin except stupidity.”

“Nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean wouldn't cure.”

“Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.”

“Sex pretty much cures everything.”

“Everything is a dangerous drug to me except reality, which is unendurable.”