“Women? Women are like… thunderstorms. They're beautiful to look at, and sometimes they're nice to listen to-but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient.”

“Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.”

“Why do magazines do this to women? It's
all about creating insecurity. Trying to make women feel like they're not good enough. And when women don't feel like they're good enough, guess what? Men win. That's how they keep us down.”

“Leaves become most beautiful when they're about to die
When they're about to fall from trees
When they're about to dry”

“I like to watch people. Sometimes I ride the subway all day and look at them and listen to them. I just want to figure out who they are and what they want and where they're going.”

“Cell phones are so convenient that they're an inconvenience.”

“You should deny facts if they're inconvenient.”

“There's something perverse about women… they're all masochists at heart.”

“Sometimes, mothers say and do things that seem like they don't want their kids… but when you look more closely, you realize that they're doing those kids a favor. They're just trying to give them a better life.”

“Endings are not always bad. Most times they're just beginnings in disguise.”