“The people I'm stuck with in my life now aren't sucking the life out of me, they just suck.”

“Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.”

“I don't do anything. My life sucks.”

“Life sucks, then you die”

“Failing sucks. But it's better than the alternative."

"Which is?"

"Not even trying." Now he did look at me, straight on. "Life's short, you know?”

“Good in Crisis; Sucks at Normal.’ That about sums up my whole life, doesn’t it?”

“When life sucks, throw yourself into art.”

“Trevor possessed many of the qualities of a vampire without actually being one. He constantly preyed on me, was deeply charismatic, and tried to suck the life out of me.”

“So I was beginning my new life as a anomaly, which figured about as much as it sucked.”

“The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.”