“Before they made S J Perelman they broke the mold.”
The Best of S. J. Perelman, Introduction
Source: Cure for the Common Life: Living in Your Sweet Spot
“Before they made S J Perelman they broke the mold.”
The Best of S. J. Perelman, Introduction
“You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense.”
“You never heard ofplugging her in? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?”
Source: Carpe Corpus
Impromptu poem, made at the request of reporters, printed in "Markham v. Prodigy" http://jcgi.pathfinder.com/time/magazine/printout/0,8816,928761,00.html TIME magazine (23 November 1925)
“God, or somebody, what is it with terrible things? If you made this world why not a better one?”
Adverbs (2006), Barely