“He laughed, tried to make it into a cough, inhaled at exactly the wrong moment, and then really did cough.”

“We all laugh and cough with the same language and will die with the same language as well!”

“Oh, don't cough, Ernest. When one is dictating one should speak fluently and not cough. Besides, I don't know how to spell a cough.”

“I know two kinds of audience only – one coughing, and one not coughing.”

“As it has been said:
Love and a cough
cannot be concealed.
Even a small cough.
Even a small love.”

“I was in the airport and there were these big snowboarder guys and they had white masks around their necks, and as soon as they saw me, they put their masks on. So I just went, "*cough, cough, cough* You wanna egg rorr?"”

“It is said that love and a cough cannot be hid.”

“49. Love and a cough cannot be hid.”

“I do not cough for my own amusement.”

“Billy coughed when the door was opened, and when he coughed he shit thin gruel. This was in accordance with the Third Law of Motion according to Sir Isaac Newton. This law tells us that for each reaction there is a reaction which is equal and opposite in direction. This can be useful in rocketry.”