“Happiness is a Slurpee and a hot pink straw.”

“… hot pink with a star done in rainbow rhinestones on the front. It was god-awful.
I bought it.”

“They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique
and a swinging hot spot.”

“Isabelle chewed thoughtfully on her straw. 'That new lead singer they have is hot. Is he single? I'd like to ridearound town like a bad, bad pony”

“How could they let me grow up like that—happy and pink and stupid?”

“I sit there in my bed staring at the wall, feeling happy, enjoying the way the wall looks, how pink and how white it is. Pink and white, as far as I’m concerned, have never looked quite so pink and white before.”

“I sure do like the color brown. And pink. Pink and brown. If I had to choose, pink would lose.”

“This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup to match. "Give me rednecks and home-grown beer any day of the week over this X-culture bullshit.”

“Miss Bendy Straws”

“By the way, there is nothing cute about a pink wheelchair. Pink doesn't change a thing.”