Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Variant: One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Source: Lover Awakened
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Variant: One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
“No, I'm not a democrat or a republican. I'm just a guy who's tired of the bullshit.”
Maddox (1978) American internet writer
The Best Page in the Universe
“Don’t give me the evil eye. You were the one about to star in an X-rated porno flick."-Phineas”
Kerrelyn Sparks (1955) American writer
Source: Sexiest Vampire Alive
“Happiness is a Slurpee and a hot pink straw.”
Jenny Han (1980) American writer
Source: It's Not Summer Without You
Willie Nelson (1933) American country music singer-songwriter.
[Willie, Gravatt, Kristin, Y'all, Y'all: The Magazine of Southern People, July/August 2005]
Taylor Swift (1989) American singer-songwriter
Picture to Burn, written by Taylor Swift and Liz Rose.
Song lyrics, Taylor Swift (2006)