“I used my brains to outsmart teachers—and that wasn't very smart at all.”

“For quite a while I did feel like my brain wasn't being used at all. Obviously, when you're just modelling, you do feel a bit almost brain-dead, where you need something to stimulate you mentally and you're not getting it.”

“Donald Trump tells us that he is very, very smart. I'm afraid that when it comes to foreign policy he is very, very not smart.”

“I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments”

“Letters from teachers continue to confirm the incompetence which they deny. A teacher in Montana says that my criticisms of teachers are "nieve." No, that wasn't a typographical error. He spelled it that way twice.”

“You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)”

“Cliff was a very smart guy, a reader, very eloquent. I just don't understand why he went, and not one of us.”

“I glanced at my brother. "How the hell did you jump to that conclusion?!" I asked.
He just grinned and tapped the side of his head. "Brains, dear girl, brains."
I snorted softly."I wasn't aware that was where you kept your brains.”

“Succes is a lousy teacher. It makes smart people think they can't lose.”

“This is my brain: O
This is my brain after making out with Fang: *
It's very sad.”