“Unless you're completely exploded, there's always something to be grateful for.”

“There is always something to be grateful for.”

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

“Unless we do something about this, my children are going to grow up in a jungle, the jungle being a racial jungle with tensions having built so high that it is going to explode at some point.”

“What is that? What is that supposed to be? It's never really casual, you always have to turn up. It's never casual unless you're both wearing Sherlock Holmes hats or something. You're covered in crisps, one of you's eating an omelette, the other one's doing a crossword, then it's kind of casual.”

“The universe explodes, hell freezes, and Shane does something resonable.”

“Always expect something to go wrong," he told him. "Believe me, if you're wrong, you're not dissapointed. If you're right, you're ready for it.”

“There is nothing wrong with the love of Beauty. But Beauty - unless she is wed to something more meaningful - is always superficial.”

“Always have something to say. The man who has something to say and who is known never to speak unless he has, is sure to be listened to.”

“Freedom is completely without meaning unless it is related to necessity, unless it represents victory over necessity.”