“It is a violation of trust to use your kids as caulking for the cracks in you.”

“Kids don't hesitate to ask questions. And it's a great honor to have the kids say, "Your books have made me trust you."”

“trust your heart but use your head”

“Work but use your head as well as your hands, trust in God and He will never let you down.”

“If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.”

“Innocence ain't all it's cracked up to be, you know. Innocent little kids rip the wings off flies, because they don't know any better. innocence.”

“Kids think with their brains cracked wide open; becoming an adult, I've decided, is only a slow sewing shut.”

“… as you are not to be a boy all your life- and I trust would not be reckoned a fool- use your every endeavour to be a good man”

“Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!”

“I think that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids…Because as soon as you have a kid, you know for sure that you're going to die. When you have a kid, you see your own gravestone.”