“Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend.”

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

Daniele Luttazzi (1961) Italian comedian

“Silena appeared out of the woods, her sword drawn. Her Aphrodite armour was pink and red, colour coordinated to match her clothes and makeup. She looked like Guerilla Warfare Barbie.”

Rick Riordan book The Demigod Files

“She hated their new nickname. It made them sound like deranged Barbie dolls.”

Sara Shepard (1973) Author

“She still felt like a punked-out, faux-leather-wearing, free-thinking Bratz doll in a sea of Pretty Princess of Preppyland Barbies.”

Sara Shepard book Perfect

“There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was.”

Laurell K. Hamilton book The Killing Dance

“Death is like a colonoscopy, the problem is that life is like the prep day.”

Woody Allen (1935) American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician

“After 19 days of interrogation, they put me in a cell. They would carry by the bodies of tortured people. With the point of a boot, Barbie would turn their heads to look at their faces, and if he saw someone he believed to be a Jew, he would crush it with his heel.”

Klaus Barbie (1913–1991) SS-Hauptsturmführer, soldier and Gestapo member

“Darling, you look like a religious icon there [in her high school graduation picture].”

Gloria Estefan (1957) Cuban-American singer-songwriter, actress and divorciada

“Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not high tech.”

Meg Cabot book Being Nikki