
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
Variant: When I die I hope to go to heaven--whatever that is--and I want to be able to afford the price of admission.
Source: Atlas Shrugged
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
"Youngstown"
Song lyrics, The Ghost of Tom Joad (1995)
As quoted in Philosophy on the Go (2007) by Joey Green, p. 222
General sources
“I would go to heaven, but I would take my hell; I would not go alone.”
Iría al paraíso, pero con mi infierno; solo, no.
Voces (1943)
“I’ll follow thee and make a heaven of hell,
To die upon the hand I love so well.”
Source: A Midsummer Night's Dream
“If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, "Kurt is up in heaven now."”
That's my favorite joke.
A Man Without a Country (2005)
“I was with my king
In the heavens
When Lucifer fell
Into the deepest hell.”
The Tale of Taleisin
Context: I was with my king
In the heavens
When Lucifer fell
Into the deepest hell.
I carried the banner
Before Alexander.
I know the names of the stars
From the North to the South.
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
speaking to an NRA group
[Huckabee, Fluent in the NRA’s Language, Jim, Geraghty, 2007-09-21, National Review, http://www.nationalreview.com/campaign-spot/11849/huckabee-fluent-nras-language, 2011-03-01]