“I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.”

“You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club and the sun is out, you got some problems!”

Chris Rock (1965) American comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer, film producer, and director

“I got 27 people livin in my head and all of them was about to beat the heck out of you for doin that..”

Tyler Perry (1966) American actor, director, screenwriter, playwright, producer, author, and songwriter

“Don't push me
I've got a corner at my back
I've nowhere to go except over you.”

Henry Rollins (1961) American singer-songwriter

“Cause it's a good night
To be out there soakin' up the moonlight.
Stake out a little piece of shoreline.
I've got the perfect place in mind.
It's in the middle of nowhere; only way to get there
You got to get a little mud on the tires.”

Brad Paisley (1972) American country music singer

“I've got a hangover."
"No, you hit your head on the floor."
"I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

“This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity.”

Ellen Schreiber (1967) American writer

“If you can't beat them. Join them”

Jim Henson (1936–1990) American puppeteer

“If you can't beat me, join me”

Cornelius Keagon (1996) Liberian humanitarian aid worker

“There's always rhythm going in my mind. … I'm either singing them — June will tell you, I'm either singing them, or I have got the beat going from one, or I'm writing one.”

Johnny Cash (1932–2003) American singer-songwriter