“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.”

“When things go wrong and will not come right”

“The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever, but what's wrong with that, really?”

“Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong… But it might.”

“Sometimes things have to go wrong in order to go right.”

“The things that go wrong often make the best memories.”

“A wrong that cannot be repaired must be transcended.”

“A major difference between politicians and the free press is that the press usually corrects itself when it gets something wrong. Politicians don't.”

“What can go wrong will go wrong.”

“When we hope, we usually hope for the wrong thing.”