
“He anxiously touched his hair. "I think my hair gel's frozen.”
Variant: We need to get inside. I think my hair gel’s frozen.
Source: The Indigo Spell
Source: Firefight
“He anxiously touched his hair. "I think my hair gel's frozen.”
Variant: We need to get inside. I think my hair gel’s frozen.
Source: The Indigo Spell
http://www.flixster.com/actor/leonardo-di-caprio/leonardo-dicaprio-quotes
“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)”
Variant: Be kind to dragonswans, for thou art gorgeous when naked and taste good with cool whip. (Channon)
Source: Dragonswan
"The Fool-Killer"
The Voice of the City (1908)
Context: I hated Kerner, and one day I met him and we became friends. He was young and gloriously melancholy because his spirits were so high and life had so much in store for him. Yes, he was almost riotously sad. That was his youth. When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair.