“It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.”

—  Jon Stewart

Source: America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction

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