“Never trust a man in a jumpsuit”

“Never trust a man who reads only one book.”

“Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.”

“Never trust them, never trust them. They can't be trusted.”

“Never trust a man who thinks his religion gives him all the answers.”

“Never trust he who trusts everyone.”

“The man who trusts womankind trusts deceivers.”

“Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?”

“Never trust a duck.”

“never trust a Troglotroll”