“Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin"
-Bobby Pendragon”

“As stated in the book, the First Penguin award went to students who went out on a limb and failed! This came "from the notion that when penguins are about to jump into water that might contain predators, well, somebody's got to be the first penguin." So, even if there are failures, it brings experience. Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.”

“Ford… you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.”

“the answer to every problem involved penguins”

“Four species of penguins that breed in Antartica are endangered by global warming.
Even I, the only man in the world who can get angry from looking at a picture of a penguin, find this bad news.”

“Then the boy realised, the penguin wasn't lost, he was just lonely.”

“Meet me inside the Edge of the Icepack penguin enclosure in at four fifteen" she says, sounding just like Kim Possible. If Kim Possible ever asked people to meet her inside a penguin enclosures.”

“Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.”

“"The Letters of the Late Ignatius Sancho, an African", Penguin Classics (1998) ISBN 0140436375.”

“[About becoming a kid's TV presenter] Could you not interrupt Mr. Penguin?!”