“Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today.”

“Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.”

“M: I don't have relationships at all. It's out of the question.
NK: Why?
M: Partly because I was always attracted to men or women who were never attracted to me. And I was never attracted to women or men who were attracted to me. So that's the problem. I've never met the right person.”

“I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet.”

“I have never voted in my life… I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.”

“This Universe never did make sense; I suspect that it was built on government contract.”

“I know you're no worse than most men but I thought you were better. I never saw you as a man. I saw you as my father.”

“God knows I can think of enough things that I did wrong both personally and as part of my cohort. But I never abandoned what I thought of as the benefits of the postwar consensus in favour of sectional advantage. Actually, I was always a bit awkward in this as other respects. As you know, I was against root-and-branch school comprehensivization on the grounds that the postwar arrangements combining meritocracy with opportunity, while imperfect and logically indefensible, were better than the radical schemes on offer – which have trashed much of the pedagogical gains of the early postwar decades.”

“I loved you when I saw you today and I loved you always but I never saw you before.”

“Well, you know, people always ask me what makes Creature from the Black Lagoon hold up after all these years. I always say that if you look at the movie, the storyline starts with the Big Bang. Then it goes to the creation of man, and you see evolution with man coming out of the sea. The theory today is that man DID come out of the sea. These are issues that men today are STILL dwelling on. Was man created? Or, was man evolved? So, that's why if you watch Creature, you're not bored because it still makes sense.”