“Distracted from distraction by distraction”

“The Internet is a big distraction. It's distracting, it's meaningless; it's not real. It's in the air somewhere.”

“There is a difference in being happy and being distracted from sadness.”

“Evil is whatever distracts.”

“Distractions have never prevented a Writing Writer Who Writes from writing; distractions are an excuse proffered by Non-Writing Non-Writers Who are Not-Writing for why they are not writing.”

“All profound distraction opens certain doors. You have to allow yourself to be distracted when you are unable to concentrate.”

“Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship.”

“Those who fancy that collectedness results from the collecting of wordly goods remain in perpetual distraction, whilst those who are convinced that amassing wealth is the cause of distraction renounce all wordly goods.”

“Weak leadership, poor judgment and a mistaken sense of priorities have created distraction after distraction and stopped us getting our message across.”

“Why… do you find this… distracting?”