“Because women never say what they think.”

“Looking back… I think the North Koreans think they can say whatever they want because no matter what they do, the Americans will never attack them.”

“Did it never strike your mind that what every woman says, some women may feel?”

“Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.”

“Never worry what other people think of you, because no one ever thinks of you.”

“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”

“Women are considered profound. Why? Because we never fathom their depths. But women aren't even shallow.”

“I say what I think
Because it's more economic than drugs or a drink”

“They think they are free because they have never been free, and do not know what it means.”

“Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.”