“Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)”

“Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)”

“Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector.”

“Girls are 50% of the population. We deserve to represent 50% of the heroes.”

“A man can be a hero if he is a scientist, or a soldier, or a drug addict, or a disc jockey, or a crummy mediocre politician. A man can be a hero because he suffers and despairs; or because he thinks logically and analytically; or because he is "sensitive"; or because he is cruel. Wealth establishes a man as a hero, and so does poverty. Virtually any circumstance in a man's life will make him a hero to some group of people and has a mythic rendering in the culture — in literature, art, theater, or the daily newspapers.”

“Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture?… I got a cookie after all… Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.”

“Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.”

“Perhaps,
The man-hero is not the exceptional monster,
But he that of repetition is most master.”

“The Homeric hero becomes a split-man as he assumes an individual ego.”

“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”