“You can't eat straight A's.”

“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”

“You can't eat books, sweetheart.”

“When a person is born, he can embark on only one of three roads of life: if you go right, the wolves will eat you; if you go left, you’ll eat the wolves; if you go straight, you’ll eat yourself.”

“5881. You can't eat your Cake, and have it too.”

“You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.”

“I can't eat and I can't sleep. I'm not doing well in terms of being a functional human, you know?”

“You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away — a man is not a piece of fruit.”

“Kill what you can't save
what you can't eat throw out
what you can't throw out bury

What you can't bury give away
what you can't give away you must carry with you,
it is always heavier than you thought.”

“We can't live without eating, but we don't live to eat.”