“I swear it on Solin’s life. (Arik)
Uh, excuse me? (Solin)
I would, but there’s truly no excuse for you. (Arik)”

“The trick is not how much pain you feel--but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.”

“Excuse me, I am not convinced.”

“I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.”

“Excuse me while I kiss the sky.”

“Olivia: You didn't even know I was there!
Harry: Excuse me, yes I did.”

“I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you…. Are you perchance free this evening?”

“Excuse me, but I just have to say this. You are more stupid than a paramecium.”

“Excuse me, I said. I thought you were a trout stream.
I'm not, she said.”

“You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing."
"Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too."
Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?”