“You can't be wise and in love at the same time.”

“You can't save time. You can only spend it, but you can spend it wisely or foolishly.”

“You can't do everything at the same time, don't be too much in a hurry. Space out yourself, rest, understand yourself and love yourself.”

“The main problem with this great obsession for saving time is very simple: you can't save time. You can only spend it. But you can spend it wisely or foolishly.”

“I've learned that you can't have everything and do everything at the same time.”

“Emily: YOU CAN'T SPEAK AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME, BINDY!

Bindy: Watch me.”

“There are some stories you can't hear enough. They are the same every time you hear them. But you are not. That's one reliable way of understanding time.”

“Whoever it is you fall in love with for the first time, not just love but be in love with, is the one who will always make you angry, the one you can't be logical about.”

“I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.”

“Gil can't be a minister and, at the same time, work for a record company. It's the same as if the president of FED was an executive of BankBoston.”