“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”

“Waffles. Im craving waffles."
Bex rolled onto her side. "Tell your waffles hi for me.”

“You really should be able to feel the higher power of music and be moved by it, rather than listening to me waffle on and having to explain it.”

“You can't eat hope,' the woman said.
You can't eat it, but it sustains you,' the colonel replied.”

“You can't eat straight A's.”

“You can't eat books, sweetheart.”

“You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.”

“That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle.”

“I think once you start eating people you should stop claiming to be a vegetarian, even if you only eat bad people.”

“5881. You can't eat your Cake, and have it too.”