Quotes about waffle

A collection of quotes on the topic of waffle, likeness, people.

Quotes about waffle

“[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.”

Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

Food, Way, Moms, Thinking

“Why can't I just eat my waffle?”

Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America

“I saw a sign on the side of the road in Tennessee once that said 'dirt for sale'…what a great country we live in. DIRT for sale. How would you like to get inside that guys mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn't he? It's a big world for this gentleman. 'Oh my god, honey! Honey quit servin' waffles and come here baby. I'm gunna sell dirt! Look it's everywhere. You need it for our planet, honey!”

Bill Hicks (1961–1994) American comedian

The place was called Land Land.
Sane Man (1989)

God, World, Guy, Baby

“One the next corner stood a cinder block restaurant with a hand-painted sign that read CHICKEN & WAFFLES. There was a queue of twenty people outside.
“You Americans have the strangest taste. What planet is this?”

Rick Riordan book The Red Pyramid

Source: The Red Pyramid

People, Reading, Painting

“Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron.”

Raymond Chandler (1888–1959) Novelist, screenwriter

Source: Trouble Is My Business

Feeling

“Waffles. Im craving waffles."
Bex rolled onto her side. "Tell your waffles hi for me.”

Ally Carter Out of Sight, Out of Time

Source: Out of Sight, Out of Time

“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”

Lauren Myracle (1969) American children's writer

Source: ttfn

Sadness

“That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle.”

Jonathan Stroud (1970) British writer of fantasy fiction

“Now, see," Wes said, nodding at my plate, "this is going to blow your mind."
I looked at him. "It's a waffle, not the second coming.”

Sarah Dessen book The Truth About Forever

Source: The Truth About Forever

“Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters.”

Gordon Korman book The Medusa Plot

Source: The Medusa Plot

Beauty, Art, Country

“Whether or not Trump himself or anyone in his orbit personally colluded or conspired with the Russians about their interference is something Mueller will no doubt disclose at some point, but there remains one incontrovertible truth: In 2016, Russia, a hostile foreign adversary, attacked the United States of America. We know that they did it. We have proof. The F. B. I. is trying to hold people accountable for it. And yet Trump, the president whom the Constitution establishes as the commander in chief, has repeatedly waffled on whether Russia conducted the attack and has refused to forcefully rebuke them for it, let alone punish them for it. … Instead, Trump has repeatedly attacked the investigation as a witch hunt.”

Charles M. Blow (1970) American journalist

Trump, Treasonous Traitor https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/15/opinion/trump-russia-investigation-putin.html (July 15, 2018), The New York Times. <br class="br">Quote

Hostility, People, Truth, Personality

“Jace hadn't seemed perturbed, but knowing him, Simon had no doubt he could kill several people in a single morning and go out for waffles afterward.”

Cassandra Clare The Mortal Instruments

Simon, about Jace, pg. 50-51
The Mortal Instruments, City of Ashes (2008)

People

“Environmentalists are a self-centered bunch of waffle-stomping, Harvard-graduating, intellectual idiots who are not Americans, never have been Americans, never will be Americans.”

Don Young

The 10 Worst Congressmen, 2007-06-07, Dickinson, Tim, 2006-10-17, Rolling Stone http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/12054520/the_10_worst_congressmen/3,

“You really should be able to feel the higher power of music and be moved by it, rather than listening to me waffle on and having to explain it.”

Maynard James Keenan (1964) musician

Steve Morse ( November 15, 1996) "Sonic Evolution With the Use of Tool", Boston Globe, p. D14.

Music, Feeling

“I do soundbites. Remember, I'm the druid that kicks arse — I'm not the druid that gets up there and waffles for 3 hours.”

Arthur Uther Pendragon (1954) British activist

Upon being complimented on his answer during a Sunrise Festival Interview "David Shayler, King Arthur Pendragon and Kev the Poet at Sunrise 2008" by K Penton, on Radio 4a (2008)

“Aside from a couple of signature flourishes, there's nothing to mark Paycheck as the product of acclaimed action director John Woo. In fact, there's little about this movie that makes it worth anyone's time and money. With a script that waffles between being hilariously absurd and insultingly stupid, and action scenes that won't cause anyone's pulse to skip a beat, Paycheck is less appealing than a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking.”

James Berardinelli (1967) American film critic

Review http://www.reelviews.net/movies/p/paycheck.html of Paycheck (2003). <br class="br">One-and-a-half star reviews

Money, Stupidity, Time, Christmas