“Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back." He turned away again, and I heard him mutter, "I needdrinks.”

“My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ”

Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian

“Lilt pulled away. "I saw what he was doing, so I cleared a path for him. I helped him do it…" She shook her head, tears tracking the dust off her face, and turned to stare at the fallen tower. "Have we all gone mad to want this?”

Scott Westerfeld book Behemoth

“I shook my head and turned away, unable to hear this. “I’m leaving now. I really don’t want to see you again. Nothing personal. Well, yeah, actually it is.”

Richelle Mead (1976) American writer

“I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving.”

Sarah Silverman (1970) American comedian and actress

“Yeah, I loved her. I couldn't help it. She was my brother.”

Julie Anne Peters Luna

“Enjoy him while it lasts," I called. "Apparently he has Girlfriend ADD."

She looked away, but not before I caught the blush staining her cheeks.”

Gena Showalter (1975) American writer

“He has no right to threaten my boyfriends. I'm eighteen. An adult. I don't need his help. I can threaten my boyfriends myself.”

Richelle Mead book Spirit Bound

“I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to watch my language. All I needed was a six-year-old mutant with a potty mouth”

James Patterson (1947) American author

“I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal.”

Gena Showalter (1975) American writer