
“The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.”
Source: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Source: Stormbreaker
“The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.”
Source: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
“Democracy means that if the doorbell rings in the early hours, it is likely to be the milkman.”
Widely quoted and attributed, but without a documented source.
Disputed
“[After the doorbell rings, right before Secretariat appears] Who's that at the door?!”
citation needed
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
“Three in the morning is never the time to try and sort out your life.”
Source: Reasons to Stay Alive
Source: White Trash: The 400-Year Untold History of Class in America
“Las Vegas is a three-ring circus with a hangover.”
Source: Friday (1982), Chapter 25 (p. 260)