“For me chivalry isn't dead; it's an involuntary reflex.”

“Swear to me swear to me that if it isn't dead you'll all come back.”

“Agatha Christie? We go back years, me and Ag. She's a … she's just a … she's dead, isn't she?”

“"The rules of chivalry, my lord, ensure my protection." "Chivalry? Chivalry? I have heard it mentioned in songs, madame, but this is war. Our task is to punish the followers of Charles of Blois for rebelling against their lawful lord. Punishment and chivalry do not mix."”

“God isn't dead — he's just missing in action.”

“Here's a newsflash from the only High Preistess you have left at this dang school: Zoey isn't dead. And believe me, I know dead. I've been there, done that, and got the frickin' T-shirt." - Stevie Rae”

“I'm not dead yet, just in a state of rapid decay, who isn't?”

“There are a lot of things in this world to be afraid of, but a dead body isn't one of them.”

“See, heroes never die. John Wayne isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead. Otherwise you don't have a hero. You can't kill a hero. That's why I never let him get older.”

“The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.”