“Ye Hypocrites, are these your pranks
To murder men and gie God thanks
Desist for shame, proceed no further
God won't accept your thanks for murder.”

“Thank God for gay men. Thank God for gay men, because if it were not for gay men, I would not talk to men at all.”

“I heard your prayers Thank God it's all over!”

“Had I robbed, plundered, ravished and murdered everything I met my character could not be painted blacker than it as present, thank God my conscience is as clear as the snow in Peru.”

“Ye towers of Julius, London's lasting shame,
With many a foul and midnight murder fed.”

“Thank you," he says.
"Thank who?"
"I don't know. You?"
"No, not me.."
"Thank you, Jesus?"
"Yes, Toph, Jesus died for your Christmas fun.”

“There is no better way to thank God for your sight than by giving a helping hand to someone in the dark.”

“Let your children be as so many flowers, borrowed from God. If the flowers die or wither, thank God for a summer loan of them.”

“Today don't beg, don't ask, just thank God in silence for all the blessings in your life.”

“The nation, the nation sends its love and compassion for everybody who is here. Thank you for your hard work. Thank you for making the nation proud, and may God bless America.”