“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.”
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Raymond Chandler124
Novelist, screenwriter 1888–1959Related quotes
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It seems likely that the attribution to Twain is apocryphal. It is not listed as authentic on Twainquotes http://twainquotes.com/, and is not listed at all in either R. Ken Ramussen's The Quotable Mark Twain (1998) or David W. Barber's Quotable Twain (2002) <br class="br">Misattributed
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Context: Do you, good people, believe that Adam and Eve were created in the Garden of Eden and that they were forbidden to eat from the tree of knowledge? I do. The church has always been afraid of that tree. It still is afraid of knowledge. Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. So does whiskey. I believe in the brain of man. I'm not worried about my soul.
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Pat Cadigan book Synners
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“Crooked cards and straight whiskey,
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