“When you don't know what to toast to, toast to life: it's not endless.”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author

“Of what value is a civilization that can't toast a piece of bread as ordered?”

Haruki Murakami book After Dark

“It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you.”

Nigel Slater (1958) English food writer, journalist and broadcaster

“So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast.

"This is death toast sweety.”

Christopher Moore book A Dirty Job

“We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now.
And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
But neither one knew how.”

Dan Fogelberg (1951–2007) singer-songwriter, musician

“He was the toast to her butter.”

Nicholas Sparks book The Lucky One

“He's hit the beans on toast.”

Paul Merson (1968) English footballer and manager

“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.”

Ernest Hemingway book The Sun Also Rises

“Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.”

Karl Pilkington (1972) English television personality, social commentator, actor, author and former radio producer