“When people are asleep, we must all become alarm clocks.”

“I dreamt this ship was sinkin' there was people screaming all around
And I awoke to my alarm clock it was a pop song it was playin' loud”

“cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend”

“He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed.”

“Do deaf people have alarm clocks? I asked a deaf guy that one time, the sumbitch just stared at me.”

“Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television.”

“Nothing makes us so sleepy as the bell of our alarm clock.”

“Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you’ve attached to something not true for you.”

“I'm going to get you a broken alarm clock so you'll get up in the morning.”

“Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"

Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.”