“Go to work on an egg.”

“It's not going to change the world. But neither did the egg-cup.”

“I am egg and always will be, and we are eggs and always will be. Fried eggs. Or rotten eggs. Boiled eggs. Or scrambled eggs. Poached eggs. Or round eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.”

“The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.”

“With their tinted windows up, the cars of the rich go like dark eggs down the roads of Delhi. Every now and then an egg will crack open—a woman’s hand, dazzling with gold bangles, stretches out an open window, flings an empty mineral water bottle onto the road—and then the window goes up, and the egg is resealed.”

“I‘ve given up trying to get invited to a cocktail party but I‘m going to the egg roll. I swear.”

“The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.”

“[holds up an egg] This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.”

“A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.”

“DAMN MY EGGS! DAMN ALL THE EGGS THAT EVER WAS!" - Wilson”