“Charles: This is the Imus in the Morning radio program.
Imus: I'm hearin' you baby.
Charles: Yeah!
Imus: Where we at?
Charles: On WFAN New York.
Imus: Hear that.
Charles: You know what I'm sayin'?
Imus Yeah.
Charles: Seven o'clock Eastern Time, and time
ImusWhy are we talking like fourteen year old black children?
Charles Because we're racist?
Imus: Yes. Yeah.
Charles: Because we're stupid?
Imus: Beyond stupid. Senile and stupid. And lame
Charles: Oh, please. Good lord.”

“Charles: Anything interesting in The Times?
Ruth: Don't be silly, Charles.”

“If Imus had called me a "towheaded ho" or Al Sharpton a "nappy-headed ho," it would be what's known as "funny." (And if he called Anna Nicole Smith a "flaxen-headed ho," it would be "absolutely accurate.") But he attacked the looks and morals of utterly innocent women, who had done nothing to inject themselves into public debate.
Imus should apologize to the Rutgers women — and those women alone — send them flowers, and stop kissing Al Sharpton's ring.
This wasn't an insult to all mankind, and certainly not an insult to Al Sharpton. Now, if Imus had called the basketball players "fat, race-baiting black men with clownish hairstyles," well, then perhaps Sharpton would be owed an apology.”

“It's a little like a Ray Charles concert, isn't it? Georgia!”

“Choppa knock yo face off, black shades Ray Charles”

“Charles looked at her thoughtfully. "People talk to you," he said. "That could be useful.”

“This is Prince Charles & Camilla. Or, as I like to think of them, Rod Hull & Emu.”

“New rules. If you are smart enough to live, you won’t hit Charles’s mate in front of his father.”

“All reading is good reading. And all reading of Jane Austen and Charles Dickens is sublime reading.”

“The mixture spoils two good things, as Charles Lamb (Elia) used to say of brandy and water.”