“So feast your eyes now
On mimic star and moon-cold bauble:
Worlds may wither unseen,
But the Christmas Tree is a tree of fable,
A phoenix in evergreen”

“A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.”

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.”

“Tree always in the center
Of all that surrounds it
Tree feasting upon
Heaven's great dome”

“my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.”

“If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.”

“And now, my poor old woman, why are you crying so bitterly? It is autumn. The leaves are falling from the trees like burning tears- the wind howls. Why must you mimic them?”

“You have more balls than a Christmas tree.”

“There is something about spending Christmas alone, naked, sitting by the Christmas tree gripping a shotgun, that lets you know your life is spinning dangerously outta control.”

“Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.”