“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”
George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Source: When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
"Reginald on the Academy"
Reginald (1904)
“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”
George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Source: When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
“If I die prematurely, at any rate I shall be saved from being bored by my own success.”
Samuel Butler (1835–1902) novelist
Compensation
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler (1912), Part X - The Position of a HomoUnius Libri
James Fenton (1949) poet
"The Pitt-Rivers Museum, Oxford", line 41, from The Memory of War (1982).
“When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.”
Ayn Rand book Atlas Shrugged
Variant: When I die I hope to go to heaven--whatever that is--and I want to be able to afford the price of admission.
Source: Atlas Shrugged
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
Will Rogers (1879–1935) American humorist and entertainer
Giorgio Morandi (1890–1964) Italian painter
in an interview, Sept. 1939; as quoted in Morandi 1894 – 1964, ed: M. C. Bandera & R. Miracco, Museo d'Arte Moderna di Bologna, 2008; p. 44
1925 - 1945
Ray Comfort (1949) New Zealand-born Christian minister and evangelist
More Than Just Comfort: An Answer to Cancer (c. 1979)
“Let me die in my footsteps before I go under the ground.”
Bob Dylan (1941) American singer-songwriter, musician, author, and artist
Song lyrics, The Bootleg Series Volumes 1-3 (Rare & Unreleased) 1961-1991 (1991), Let Me Die In My Footsteps (recorded 1962)
“If you’re really going to die on me, you could at least rub my neck before you go.”
Pat Cadigan book Synners
Source: Synners (1991), Chapter 1 (p. 2)