“I was in the airport and there were these big snowboarder guys and they had white masks around their necks, and as soon as they saw me, they put their masks on. So I just went, "*cough, cough, cough* You wanna egg rorr?"”

“I know two kinds of audience only – one coughing, and one not coughing.”

“Oh, don't cough, Ernest. When one is dictating one should speak fluently and not cough. Besides, I don't know how to spell a cough.”

“(after coughing) Excuse me. I have a touch of everything.”

“He laughed, tried to make it into a cough, inhaled at exactly the wrong moment, and then really did cough.”

“I do not cough for my own amusement.”

“As it has been said:
Love and a cough
cannot be concealed.
Even a small cough.
Even a small love.”

“(after coughing) I have… something. It'll clear up. Might take me with it, but we'll see.”

“It is said that love and a cough cannot be hid.”

“49. Love and a cough cannot be hid.”