Omni Magazine (1987) https://archive.org/details/omni-magazine-1987-08. (sometimes quoted as "I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.")
“We are on a nice downward glide. I call it circling the drain … And the circles get smaller and smaller and faster and faster, if you watch the sink empty… Huish! And we'll be gone. And that's fine. I welcome it. I wish I could live 1000 years to watch it happen. From a distance — so I can see it all.”
Archive of American Television http://www.emmytvlegends.org/interviews/people/george-carlin, from one of Carlin's final interviews (2008)
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Majority Report, April 21, 2005 broadcast
Majority Report
Hilbert-Courant (1984) by Constance Reid, p. 174
Crossfire debate on censorship (1986)
Context: I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.
“I could either watch it happen, or be part of it.”
Conversation: Elon Musk on Wired Science (2007)
Pro Football Hall of Fame biography http://www.profootballhof.com/hof/release.jsp?release_id=1313
“I'd fly. I sit and watch the birds go by and say, I wish I could do that.”
Teen People's "25 Hottest Stars Under 25" in 2002 http://web.archive.org/web/20060324131358/http://www.teenpeople.com/teenpeople/2002/25hottest/profile/profile_kreuk.html
“I see no advantage in these new clocks. They run no faster than the ones made 100 years ago.”
You Will Not Take My Heart Alive
Divers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divers_(Joanna_Newsom_album) (2015)