“[begin list of sophomoric puns] I bet he'd find a place up the chimney of any woman. He's certainly good at filling their stockings. Trouble is, he wouldn't be much good as a lover as he can only come once a year. [end list of sophomoric puns] (Why Chicks Dig Father Christmas)”

— Ben Croshaw

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English video game journalist 1983

Thomas Tusser (1524–1580) English poet

"The Farmer's Daily Diet".
A Hundred Points of Good Husbandry (1557)

“They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.”

Ryan North (1980) Canadian webcomic writer and programmer

On Lesbian Robots kissing http://www.insaneabode.com/roboterotica/lesbianrobots.html

“What sex is to the biology classroom, stocks and investment riskiness is to the sophomore economics lecture hall.”

Paul A. Samuelson (1915–2009) American economist

Samuelson's Economics at Fifty: Remarks on the Occasion of the Anniversary of Publication (1998)
1980s–1990s

“I don’t know,” Call said. He was starting to worry that there weren’t any good guys. Just people with longer or shorter Evil Overlord lists.”

Holly Black (1971) American children's fiction writer

Source: The Copper Gauntlet

“I don't care," Clary said. "He'd do it for me. Tell me he wouldn't. If I were missing-"
"He'd burn the whole world down till he could dig you out of the ashes. I know," Alec said.”

Cassandra Clare The City of Lost Souls

Source: City of Lost Souls

“Man is an eternal sophomore.”

Wallace Stevens (1879–1955) American poet

Opus Posthumous (1955), Adagia

“One person I do feel a little sorry for, though, is the Archbishop of Canterbury, the most important clergyman in Britain and he's only got two lousy palaces to live in. What sort of life is that for a man of God? I bet if Jesus came back, even he'd be embarrassed for him; I bet he wouldn't be able to look him in the eye.”

Pat Condell (1949) Stand-up comedian, writer, and Internet personality

"Religion in the UK" (17 April 2007) http://youtube.com/watch?v=uOYje1oJt7Q
2007

“Congratulations, you have won
It's a year's subscription of bad puns.”

Kurt Cobain (1967–1994) American musician and artist

Opinion.
Song lyrics, Posthumously released (post-1994)

“I’m told it’s very difficult to escape death once he adds your name to his list.”

Jim C. Hines (1974) American writer

Source: The Goblin Quest Series, Goblin War (2008), Chapter 16 (p. 301)

“Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and”

Richelle Mead (1976) American writer

Source: Succubus Blues

“[begin list of sophomoric puns] I bet he'd find a place up the chimney of any woman. He's certainly good at filling their stockings. Trouble is, he wouldn't be much good as a lover as he can only come once a year. [end list of sophomoric puns] (Why Chicks Dig Father Christmas)”

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