“I don't have prejudice, I hate everyone equally.”
Attributed in The Mammoth Book of Jokes (2006) edited by Geoff Tibbals; no earlier citation yet located.
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“I'm not misogynist. I resent that. I hate women, yes, but only because I hate everyone.”
25 June 2010
Twitter

“You have to believe it and you hate it. I don't have to and I think it's beautiful.”
Source: Bridge to Terabithia

“I don't hate Muslims. I hate Islam.”
'I don't hate Muslims. I hate Islam' http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/feb/17/netherlands.islam. By Ian Traynor. The Guardian. Published 17 February 2008.
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“I believe in equal rights for everyone. I think God loves all”
Twitter response to anti-gay religious group Westboro Baptist Church picketing a One Direction concert (19 July 2013) https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/westboro-baptist-church-one-direction_n_3634663
Context: Despite the company outside, I believe in equal rights for everyone. I think God loves all. Thanks for coming to the show though.

Quoted in Bob Fenster, Laugh Off: The Comedy Showdown Between Real Life and the Pros (2005), p. 37
Variant: I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet.