“So far, this is disco.”

“Kind? This is DisCo, not Mother Teresa's home.”

“In Kazakhstan the favorite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.”

“A wise man once said, "never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment."”

“I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.”

“Everyone wants to be around her because she's always the one at the discos and at the centre of things.”

“Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"”

“I gave the dwarves an arrogant look, like, Yeah, that’s right. I’ve got a talking disco sword and you don’t.”

“Disco dancing is really dancing for people who hate dancing, since the beat is so monotonous that only the champions can find interesting ways of reacting to it. There is no syncopation, just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.”

“It was a DJ style which helped to create the lifestyle which came to be known as hip hop. At the beginning of the disco era in the first half of the 1970s, regular disco jocks in clubs were most concerned with the blend between one record and the next - matching tempos to make a smooth transition which, at its best, could continually alter the mood on the dancefloor without breaking the flow.”