“Poker is poker.”

“I'm not a bottom poker and I never have been.”

“Nice bluff—but I was born on the planet that invented poker.”

“.. and the devil won another easy hand in God's poker game.”

“[That] is the essence of poker: making tricky decisions based on incomplete information.”

“Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.”

“You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face.”

“What is "poker?" A card game where abler liars take money off less able liars.”

“If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.”

“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”