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Cratinus 6
Old Athenian Comic poet -500–-422 BCRelated quotes

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)

Le théâtre n'a jamais été en Angleterre qu'une mode des hautes classes ou une débauche du bas peuple.
Page 348.
Journal d'un poète (1867)

“Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over.”
It seems likely that the attribution to Twain is apocryphal. It is not listed as authentic on Twainquotes http://twainquotes.com/, and is not listed at all in either R. Ken Ramussen's The Quotable Mark Twain (1998) or David W. Barber's Quotable Twain (2002)
Misattributed

“My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.”
Source: Notebook

“Here are your waters and your watering place.
Drink and be whole again beyond confusion.”
Directive (1947)
Context: I have kept hidden in the instep arch
Of an old cedar at the waterside
A broken drinking goblet like the Grail
Under a spell so the wrong ones can't find it,
So can't get saved, as Saint Mark says they mustn't.
(I stole the goblet from the children's playhouse.)
Here are your waters and your watering place.
Drink and be whole again beyond confusion.