“She wants to sell my monkey!”
Mike Lange (1948) Canadian sportscaster
Quoted in Frank D, "Mike Langeisms," http://www.pensburgh.com/2008/2/11/161116/612 PensBurgh.com (2008-02-11)
Song lyrics, Traveling Wilburys Vol. 1 (1988), Tweeter and the Monkey Man
“She wants to sell my monkey!”
Mike Lange (1948) Canadian sportscaster
Quoted in Frank D, "Mike Langeisms," http://www.pensburgh.com/2008/2/11/161116/612 PensBurgh.com (2008-02-11)
“The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Autobiographical Dictation (1906)
“You are either the man in the white coat or you are the monkey. Susan sees herself as the monkey.”
Lisa Mason book Summer of Love
Source: Summer of Love (1994), Chapter 4 “Foxy Lady” (p. 82)
“If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”
Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author
Nat King Cole (1919–1965) American singer and jazz pianist
"Straighten Up And Fly Right" (1937) written with Irving Mills.
Rachel Gibson (1961) American writer
Source: I'm In No Mood For Love
“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”
Robert Benchley (1889–1945) American comedian
Source: "Quick Quotations" in My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew (1936)
Context: The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn’t make any sense if quoted as it stands.
“Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!”
Henry James (1843–1916) American novelist, short story author, and literary critic
The Madonna of the Future http://www.gutenberg.org/files/2460/2460-h/2460-h.htm (1879) <br class="br">The Atlantic Monthly, March 1873 http://books.google.com/books?id=T4cGAQAAIAAJ&q=%22Cats+and+monkeys+monkeys+and+cats+all+human+life+is+there%22&pg=PA293#v=onepage
James Taylor (1948) American singer-songwriter and guitarist
"Little More Time With You"
Song lyrics, Hourglass (1997)