“I would masturbate in a red speedo.”

— Gillian Anderson

When asked what would she do if she and David Duchovny switched bodies for a week — Reddit "Gillian Anderson here. I've brought David Duchovny with me. Ask us anything, we'll answer almost everything." https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1oad13/gillian_anderson_here_ive_brought_david_duchovny/#ccq7k5a (October 12, 2013) <br class="br">2010s

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