“CM Punk, I suggest cashing in your tickets at Chuck E. Cheese for a replica ECW Championship because that’s the closest you’re ever going to get to the gates of paradise.”

Morrison enlightens the Straightedge Superstar http://www.wwe.com/shows/thegreatamericanbash/matches/42789821/results/

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