“It is a rare man who notices a handsome woman.”

“What a man notices first about a woman is whether she notices him.”

“A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.”

“A woman will forget that a man is male, if they are good enough friends, but men rarely forget that a woman is feminine.”

“A woman half dressed seemed to have some power, but a man was simply not as handsome as when he was naked, and not as secure as when he was clothed.”

“For what man is there who does not prize that gift most rare and beautiful, that one perfect thing which no gold can buy – a woman's unfeigned love?”

“Nothing is more appealing than a handsome man who is also uncertain of himself.”

“(Woman psychic to woman client) So how come the tall, dark, handsome stranger I see in your future is a woman?”

“You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly.
Mom!
What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?”

“I have often noticed that a bribe…has that effect — it changes a relation. The man who offers a bribe gives away a little of his own importance; the bribe once accepted, he becomes the inferior, like a man who has paid for a woman.”